Saturday, December 27, 2008

Oye Lucky!

Time for a change..Saw Oye Lucky lucky oye and loved it!
An insanely lovable thief!
Do not miss the movie!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Flashback

Well, I did not have anything to really blog about this time.
I was going through my old blog at msn spaces and thought of sharing the link.
I cannot belive some of the things i have written!!!

http://kiraniyer.spaces.live.com/blog/

Have a look!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Deshdrohi





No, I am not talking about the guys who terrorised mumbai nor am I talking about the politicians who have been recently suffering from the foot in mouth syndrome. I am talking about a movie that was released on children's day (inappropriate I know).

By now you must be aware that i have an inclination towards the stupidest movies made ( I did not say cheap because karzzzzzzzzzzzzz was in no way a cheaply made movie)

So this guy comes to mumbai to pursue his dreams and all. Scene one shows him walk out of VT station (without any baggage) He is munching on chana (peanuts) and he is just loitering around when he spots a couple buying drugs from a paanwala (who is called banarasi babu - how novel). Suddenly a group of goondas come along for hafta(they are supposed to be hefty, but they only look fat). Banarasi babu refuses to give money.

At this point, Fat guy tells him "Chudiyaan pehenne waale bhaigiri nahin karte hai, woh beer bar mein daaru bechte hai. Main tereko maaroonga yaha aur shor sunai dega dilli ki parliament mein" (I dont even know what the context is)

Suddenly from nowhere a bike comes along, doing wheelies and all and jumping over vegetable carts. You would think at least by now someone good looking should come along, but no its Gracy singh...(GS)....she throws her helmet on the fat guy who collapses (seriously) Our hero is besotted by her.
Hero : "chehre pe bholapan aur maar peet mein no.1" ( I was really laughing a lot here)He had this constipated look on his face. GS single handedly fights all the goondas while hero leches at her. She drives everyone out of the place and rides away on her bike, not before dropping her handkerchief. Hero picks up the hanky and refers to her as rani laxmi bai and is then seen "dancing" with her in some song in the middle of the desert.

Hero then decides he is tired, needs to come back to mumbai for apna wada pav. Wada pav owner is maharshtrian and hero does not understand a word as he is a bhaiyya.
Wada pav wala happily cheats hero of 20 bucks instead of 10 ( i though wada pav was only 5 bucks)Hero takes ganga maiyya ki kasam and wada pav owner accuses him of being unemployed and coming to mumbai.......blah blah
Kader khan comes to his rescue, gives a big lecture, shows him sky scrapers and all. Hero is happy.

Cut to scene 2: Hero is waiting at the bus-stop (after he is shown wandering at marine drive and haji ali) He sees someone on a cycle, stares at the wheels and seems even more constipated(may be mtion sickness). FLASHBACK- He remembers his bachpan ka saheli(hrishitha bhatt a.k.a HB) in his gaon, how he had an accident on the cycle. His dad is in general pissed off at him and thinks he is a good for nothing (I second his thoughts)He meets another friend who tells him all stories about mumbai, another song with that saif ali khan's italian girlfriend,more taunts from his dad, inspirational stories from his grandpa etc etc. HB asks him out. He says he is a loser (Bingo!!!) Another song (where he seems to have paralysis, parkinsons etc)

You would think half the movie is over.well you are wrong....its jus 30 minutes.

Back to the bus stop, he tells the conductor "bhaiyya, ticket to jogeshwari" Conductor is offended (He used the "bhaiiya" word)throws him out of the bus and lo! he lands at GS's feet. GS says he will drop him. Hero takes the opportunity to return the hanky.

Hero finds his friend who had met him in the gaon and realises he is a watchman. Grandpa dies. Hero is heart broken and decides to do something big. HB asks him out again. Bingo moment again

Hero comes back to mumbai.More goondas, GS to the rescue. (I wonder who the real hero is)Fight is on, hero is inspired by GS, hits guy on the groin, finds a gun and shoots a guy, kills him, GS picks him up and they run away. Hero sobs and sobs in fron of GS. He is wearing a pink shirt in the scene and it really adds to his "character"

Police chase, some more fights on the road.

Policeman finally catches hero, but GS's bro comes in the way when the Policeman shoots (Damn it!)
Hero takes the gun from policeman's hand, shoots all the pandus and runs away.
One more song with GS, more paralysis attacks, parkinson's disease worsens. ( I am praying at this point that he dies of it)

GS takes him to her boss(rajan bhai a.k.a RB) who is also some ort of goonda, sas he will protect him if he shoots the CM. Hero goes to meet the CM and is allowed inside as they are from the same gaon. CM is shown talikng some deshbhakti lingo on the phone.

Hero : Main appse ek sawaal karta hu. Gandhiji ko maarte samay nathuram ghodse ki kya majboori rahi hogi"

CM: "????????????????????"

Hero: "Mujhe bhi nahi pata. Par aapko maarne ke liye main majboor hun"

Cm at this point stands up and asks him to shoot. Even he could not bear the hero's torture i guess.
CM offers him protection. RB is angered. He calls upon heros friend and gives supari. Friend uses words like "suru, Jhindagi, caaauntdaawn" (shuru, zindagi and countdown)

Hero is going to a farmhouse (to get lucky with GS i thought). But he is going there as CM is giving him a safe place to stay. But his lucky plans are cut short by the friend who shoots him. As he is shot, he makes a weird sound like burping or something. I am serious. GS pleads for the people on the road to help her. Obviously no one helps her (I say thank god, the movie is over....but no!!!)
She finds a hand cart (Damn it you hawkers)
Hero recovers. But another policeman behind him (Zulfi.....those who saw bigg biss will know who he is)
Hero goes to CM. CM calls him a good for nothing (finally). Hero is upset, emotional and wondering what to do with his life ( I would say, dont make anther movie)
Cm asks him to have fatith in god

After this is stopped watching the movie
It was too much for me to take. Although i watch stupid movies like this, this one was way to stupid. I don't know what happened to oue hero in the end. I hope he died a slow tortured death.

P.S: Should'nt the movie have been called "Deshbhakt"? Mr.India was not called Mogambo right??????